WASHINGTON, DC: Presidential candidate Barack Obama changed his middle name today in an attempt to make his name "roll off the tongue better."
"I didn't do it for any reason really. I don't think the name will influence anyone any more than my last middle name did," he says, referring to his previous middle name "Hussein". "Doesn't Barack Jesus Obama just sound pleasing to the ears? Who wouldn't want to vote for Jesus?"
In a new poll, 100% of Evangelicals said they thought Jesus would make a good President.
"It's just an awesome name," Obama says.
The name change to "Jesus" just barely managed to beat out Obama's other middle name choices: "Michael Jordan" and "Hannah Montana".
-Clay Himes
"I didn't do it for any reason really. I don't think the name will influence anyone any more than my last middle name did," he says, referring to his previous middle name "Hussein". "Doesn't Barack Jesus Obama just sound pleasing to the ears? Who wouldn't want to vote for Jesus?"
In a new poll, 100% of Evangelicals said they thought Jesus would make a good President.
"It's just an awesome name," Obama says.
The name change to "Jesus" just barely managed to beat out Obama's other middle name choices: "Michael Jordan" and "Hannah Montana".
-Clay Himes
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