COLUMBIA, Tn.: An area student found himself attracted to the new girl in his Geography class Tuesday morning, only to have his dreams shattered. The student, who chose to remain anonymous, first judged the girl to be extremely hot, but once she removed her oversized sunglasses the student could only describe the girl as "not as hot."
"I just had this really good feeling that she would be really hot," he said, shaking his head remorsefully. "But I'm only moderately attracted to her [without the sunglasses]. I think I can see a speck of something on her cheek from here."
To make matters worse, the student reports that this is not his first encounter with such a tragedy. The oversized sunglasses-craze sweeping the country has caused many other young men to be prematurely aroused by averagely-hot girls, studies show.
"I have a friend who had the same thing happen to him last week," the student continued. "If we don't do something about oversized sunglasses soon, every young person in the country could eventually find an average girl attractive. That's not the America I want to live in."
-Clay Himes
Joe Palease
12 years ago
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